The Adulting Poorly Podcast

Episode 59: Why I hate birthdays...also the NFL draft and Budight Light Seltzers

Mike Phipps

I know...I hate birthdays...and cake...and no, I don't kick puppies. Look, birthdays are the ultimate participation trophy, you did NOTHING, but yet you want all the credit...every year, forever.  
I also get into the NFL draft.  If you're upset about who your team drafted, remember we don't know shit, which is why we don't work for them, neither do analyst.

Lastly, I do my first tasting of Bud Light Seltzers...