The Adulting Poorly Podcast
As I get older, and my responsibilities continue to grow, I have realized that I don't adult all the well. This Podcast will talk through topics I struggle with, mostly MAN things, FOOD, as well as things I cannot stand in the world today. I'm hoping I will eventually be a better adult, or at least make everyone laugh while I try to learn how.
Episodes
69 episodes
Episode 70: RV's, colonoscopies, and movies
It's been awhile, and that's because I haven't been doing anything outside of my house. Well, I finally did something out of my house and in went as poorly as you would think.In this episode we talk about my failures of being an R...
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Episode 69: A day of boojie
This episode was very fun to make...Why? Because everyone had to get comfortable with being uncomfortable. We started with pedicures and ended with facials. And yes, it got very weird.We also do a mens undies Pepsi cha...
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Episode 66: Tired of giving a F about giving a F
Ok, so I had technical difficulties, so I had to improvise and make a crappy makeup episode. I do talk about not giving a F about giving a F...then move to how bad of man I am and finish it off with football nonesense.
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Episode 65: Trump support with a gun
This week I witnessed an idiot pull his gun on teenagers with a bucket of water, it is literally the stupidest thing I've seen, but it also sums up the divide in the country right now.I also go into the irony of woman ending a women's r...
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Episode 64: COVID scare, being brave and football
This episode took awhile to complete, only because I have been super sick. I go into the exciting world of COVID, and how the information flow is pretty useless.There is also a wonderful story about being brave in the face of abso...
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Episode 63: What happened to John Cusack and I think I fixed racism
On this episode I try to figure out what happened to John Cusack...I mean, one minute you're making High Fidelity, and then next it's straight to video movies...makes no sense.I also think I might have found the cure for racism...you'll...
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Episode 62: Cancelling Cancel Culture and paper airplanes
This episode we talk about cancel culture...I know, but it is getting way out of control, and the hypocrisy is crazy...we also talk about how I ruined a couples evening with a paper airplane.
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Episode 61: My brain is on overload...
I'm trying hard to get back to what this podcast was intended to do, which is owning my ignorance and trying to overcome it, but my brain is on overload with everything happening in the world right now, and how we are failing as a society. &nbs...
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Episode 60: Our Country is a dumpster fire
I'll probably catch a lot of flack for this episode, and I really don't care. This week I talk about the death of George Floyd, the riots, and mansplaining.I also talk about picking a lane with how we should be handling COVID 19.
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Episode 59: Why I hate birthdays...also the NFL draft and Budight Light Seltzers
I know...I hate birthdays...and cake...and no, I don't kick puppies. Look, birthdays are the ultimate participation trophy, you did NOTHING, but yet you want all the credit...every year, forever. I also get into the NFL draft. I...
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Episode 58: F-Dr Phil and Oz...
Yup, F-Dr. Phil and Oz...both of them need to get verbally kicked in the nuts. I know you guys used to be doctors, but you're just TV personalities now. I give my opinion on both these Oprah rejects, as well as what I've bee...
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Episode 57: Quarantining, Corona timeline, and Tiger King
Let me start by saying this episode is a bit all over the place, but I think it's because my brain is as well.I go over the COVID 19 timelines, as well as my FAVORITE SHOW EVER, Tiger King. There are definitely spoilers, but you m...
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Episode 56: Corona and Corona Virus
I know, I know, I know, but we start with a library tasting of the new Corona hard seltzer, as well as one called Nude. We also discuss that thing that everyone is discussing, COVID 19, for the most part we are looking at how ever...
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Episode 55: The XFL, oven made pulled pork and new junk yard cookies
The episode title pretty much sums up this weeks ramblings. For those of you interested in the XFL, I review some of the rules and the league as a whole. I don't know if it will stick around, but it's not a horrible product....
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Episode 54: Lying about my arm and the Big Game
This is kind of a continuation from the last two weeks. I cannot stop lying about what happened to my arm, and I don't see myself stopping anytime soon. Also, I review the "Big Game" and the impacts to next season.
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Episode 53: I am a giant winey toddler man
Yes, I am a giant winey toddler man, currently struggling to get his f-ing underwear on correctly. This week, I describe in great detail how awful my wife's life is right now, because of how poorly I'm dealing with post surgery.
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Episode 52: I'm an idiot, and the "the Big Game" review
Sooooo...I'm an idiot, which I think has been covered repeatedly on this Podcast. I ruptured my tricep tendon, and tore the muscles away from it as well...all while working out. I heard a pop, and then everything went to hell a seco...
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Episode 51: What the hell is happening in Iran?
Yup, it's like he 90's all over again...this week we talk about Iran and what led up to the attack. We also cover the how this has been covered by all news outlets.
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Episode 50: Colonoscopy VS Colonoscopy
It's a weird time in anyone's life when they have to ask another person to please put a camera up their hooter. I've had to do this twice already, and the experiences were drastically different.On this weeks episode I take you thr...
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Episode 49: The Seahawks and the weaponization of diversity and inclusion
I know right...I blasted the Hawks a few weeks ago and now they are 11-3...here's the thing, I don't think my opinion has changed that much. Weaponizing diversity and inclusion...not an easy topic, especially because someone can so...
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Episode 48: Divorce...yea, super fun topic
Yea, divorce...that is our topic this week...and it sucks, divorce, not the episode. Two men discuss their view of each of their divorces...and trust me when I say this...after you listen to this, you'll understand why we got divorced
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Episode 47: A$$holes and A$$holes...Which one are you?
This week we discuss assholes and assholes....because that is what we deal with everyday, it's just trying to figure out what type of asshole you happen to be.
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Episode 46: The Impeachment testimony and sex....
Today we talk about how ridiculous the entire impeachment trial is and continues to be. Look, I think its necessary, but each side of the isle wants a damning statement that none of the witnesses can make.Then we talk about SEX......
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Episode 45: Syria, the goddamn President, and your 2nd amendment "rights"
This week is a great example of how you can disagree on almost everything, but still enjoy the discussion...yes, it's about 2hrs long, but there was no good place to edit this down into 4 separate episodes...so apologies in advance.
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